Vampire Attack Vampire Attack - The Funny Short Jokes Of The Day "Vampire Attack". Joke of the day is a clean, funny joke posted each morning for your enjoyment! Vampire Attack

Two nuns were driving home one dark stormy night when suddenly, WHAM! A vampire lands right on the hood of their car. His eyes are gleaming yellow and his razor-sharp fangs dripping with blood.

The nun who is driving screams to the other nun, "SHOW HIM YOUR CROSS!"

So the other nun leans out of the window and shouts, "GET THE HELL OFF THE HOOD OF THIS CAR!"