Paper or Plastic? Paper or Plastic? - The Funny Short Jokes Of The Day "Paper or Plastic?". Joke of the day is a clean, funny joke posted each morning for your enjoyment! Paper or Plastic?

One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked him "Paper
or Plastic" and the man said, "Uh...paper I guess."

Then the bagger boy said your total is $56.35.

The man took out his wallet and said "Real or Counterfeit".