Monday, February 25, 2013

More Pick Up Lines

More Pick Up Lines - The Funny Short Jokes Of The Day "More Pick Up Lines". Joke of the day is a clean, funny joke posted each morning for your enjoyment!

More Pick Up Lines

1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.


2. You can forget about going to heaven because it's sin to look that good.


3. We both know that I am going to follow you home anyway, so why don't you just come along peacefully?


4. I envy your lipstick.


5. I just want to be loved - is that so wrong?


6. You remind me of an ice cold Pepsi - I've just gotta have it.


7. Do you believe in the hereafter? Good, then you know what I'm here after.


8. If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.


9. Baby, you look so sweet you're giving me a cavity.


10. Is it me or am I gorgeous?


11. I'd even marry your dog just to be related to you.

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