Sunday, February 24, 2013

The best song ever

The best song ever - The Funny Short Jokes Of The Day "The best song ever". Joke of the day is a clean, funny joke posted each morning for your enjoyment!

The best song ever

this is the best song ever.


On top of mount everest, all covered in chesse
i shot my poor sister, with a red rubber band.
i shot her with glory, i shot her with pride.


how could i have missed her, shes fifty-feet wide.


i went to her funeral, i went to her grave.
some people threw flowers, i threw a granade.


i opened her coffin, she didnt look dead.
so i took a bazooca, a blew off her head!!!!

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