Quickie Quickie - The Funny Short Jokes Of The Day "Quickie". Joke of the day is a clean, funny joke posted each morning for your enjoyment! Quickie

President Bush and Dick Cheney walk into a diner for a meal. The waitress asks
them what they want. Cheney says he'll have roast beef. Turning to the
president, the waitress asks, "And what would you like?"

Bush says, "I'll have a quickie."

The waitress gets flustered and turns beet red. Finally, she stammers, "I've
never been so insulted. I thought sexist comments were a thing of the past!"
Then she stalks off.

Bush says, "Did I say something wrong?"

Cheney replies, "Mr. President, the word is pronounced quiche."