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There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first guy farts,
'WHOOOSSHHHHH....'

No one brought attention to it. Then suddenly the second guy farts,
'WHOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH........'

Again, no one thought anything of it until the third guy let one,
'PPPPPPPPUUUUUUHHHHHHHH...'

The first two guys then looked at the third guy and simultaneously said, "STRAIGHT."