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A husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, ''When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife - As Cold As Ever'.''

''Yeah'' she replies, ''When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'''