Claiming your deer Claiming your deer - The Funny Short Jokes Of The Day "Claiming your deer". Joke of the day is a clean, funny joke posted each morning for your enjoyment! Claiming your deer

A man takes his wife hunting, and impresses on her again and again that "Ify ou shoot a deer, don't let someone else claim that they shot it also and that since they killed it... it's *their* deer!" So... he's in his stand hardly for 10 minutes when he hears his wife shooting nearby. He rushes over to her stand to find her pointing her gun at a man who is loudly disclaiming... "It's your deer, lady... It's your deer... Just lemme get my saddle off it!!!"