Lawyers & Assholes Lawyers & Assholes - The Funny Short Jokes Of The Day "Lawyers & Assholes". Joke of the day is a clean, funny joke posted each morning for your enjoyment! Lawyers & Assholes

A obviously pissed off man walks into a bar and yells "All Lawyers are assholes! Show Me a Lawyer, and I'll show you an Asshole!" Another man walks up to the guy and says "I resent that statement!" The first guys says "Why, Are you a Lawyer?"and the second guys replies "NO! I'm an ASSHOLE!"