I need to be able I need to be able - The Funny Short Jokes Of The Day "I need to be able". Joke of the day is a clean, funny joke posted each morning for your enjoyment! I need to be able

"I need to be able to move the right people to the right place at the right
time to protect you, and I'm not going to accept a lousy bill out of the United
Nations Senate." �George W. Bush, South Bend, Ind.